TRAPPER - TRAP DOOR CHAD
Howdy! Welcome to my home. I wanna help. Lemme know what you think about all this Chadz mania. You know, I was just minding my own business and Hank went off the deep end. I was happy when Pat - "Patriotic" Chad was the only one around. Now, I gotta be out there and put my "you know what" on the line. I really do have a Trap Door. Like Long Johns, I gotta Trap Door. But its not just a garment, its me!
Ok, so I'm scared to be out there. I want support and encouragement. My Trap Door isn't always a bad thing. I once heard said, "where your wound is where your gift is". Well I hope so, I'm awful embarrassed, I know bare-assed when I go out in public, but what else can I do? Chads are dying all over the planet not just in the good ole U.S. of A. Those new-fangled electronic voting devices sure are tricky. I really don't what to think about HAVA or the deplorable state of democracy in our country. Over 78 million eligible American voters did not vote in the 2004 presidential election. Sumpins' Wrong!
Chads are gettin' whacked on a regular basis. Conspiracy theories and low voter turnouts all over the news, I just gotta get my trap door in gear. Go to the "Take Action " page and see what you can do for your kids, parents, friends and community. Learn the difference of Roman and Greco Democracy. Learn about real love of your country. Come join us in the spirit of democracy to hear others, be heard and participate in lively non-violent civil discourse. When your grandchildren ask you what you did in the turbulent years of electoral reform at the turn of 21st century, what will you have to tell them? - Trapper